april’s sitting on my lap
shouldn’t tell her that i gotta take a crap
i should just go…
I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them
― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x
While driving home today, I saw car and it first it caught my attention because it was like mine a bug. But as I looked closer I saw it was egged. We had two things in common, we both had the same type of car and they have both been egged. Not on the same day.
I don’t know who’s car it was or why it was egged, but I felt for it. When my car was egged so many questions popped up in my head: who was it? Why? Why me? Why aren’t the other cars egged?
I left the person a note with whatever bucks I had in my wallet, to help get a carwash. Even if it is from the car wash. Hopefully it helps. People make bad decisions sometimes that effect others, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t people who you know or may not know that will pick you right up.
I didn’t leave money because I believe in karma or want something in return. I left it because we have to help each other out sometime and because I wanted to. We all have bad days and sometimes it’s nice to know that there are people that care about you.
To the person that got egged, I’m sorry. I hope my letter makes you forget about the negative and make you focus on the positive.